Thursday, December 14, 2017

Chicken Nuggets with BBQ Sauce

I am coming to you to address a serious national issue. There is a popular fast food item that is (in my opinion) being dressed with horrible dressings other than BBQ sauce. Chicken nuggets are ranked one of the most ordered fast food meals in the United States. There is a good reason for that. They are unbelievably delicious and they also serve to be a great mental food. Junk food such as chicken nuggets have a physiological influence on our moods. They help create peace on our worst days. However, I honestly believe that people ruin the joy of a delicious nugget when they consume it with other dressings other than BBQ sauce. BBQ sauce was created by the first American colonist in the 17th century. Which makes it one of the oldest sauces created for the enjoyment of dipping purposes. BBQ sauces was not only created for a topping and a dipping sauce, but it was created for enjoyment. Unlike much of those other sauces that people contaminate chicken nuggets with. Therefore, we have an obligation as a nation to continue on with the cultural tradition of our founding fathers. Unfortunately, other sauce are interfering with the rich culture of our beloved United States. For instance, ranch is another sauce people are currently using with their chicken nuggets. Ranch was invented in the early 1950's which would clearly make BBQ sauce the original sauce. Perhaps the way to make America great again is not within the government but within our sauce. Together as a nation let us not contaminate our culture with nonsense but let us live out our life with chicken nuggets with BBQ sauce.

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  3. I understand your statements about BBQ sauce but I disagree with a point you made about chicken nuggets "being dressed with horrible dressings". I don't agree with bringing others down for their choice in dipping sauces. I believe that we are all entitle to our own opinions and we can decide which dressing/sauce is the best for our food. With that said I am open to all types of people with different preferences towards other sauces. Unless you dip you nuggets in like mayo or mustard because that's gross.

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  4. BBQ sauce may be one of the oldest of sauces, but I don't think it's the best. I don't think your argument declaring that "tradition" (or in your case BBQ sauce) should be cherished is the right way to think in such a fast-paced, innovative world. After all, we are America...we should embrace all sauces, right? Diversity in our sauce tastes should bring us together, not divide us. We should never look at other sauces as a "contamination" to our chicken nuggets - think of other sauces as a splash of color in our black and white world. But for the record sweet & sour sauce will always be my number one. :)

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  5. I agree that BBQ sauce is the best sauce. It can go with anything--fries, nuggets, sandwiches. Who knew someone could write something so good about sauce and chicken nuggets? They discontinued sweet n sour @ McD's ^^^ haha.

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  6. I actually think this whole thing is just... whoever thought that this was a good idea MUST be absent-minded. Did they really think this all through? Who's going to pay to search things when we have been googling things most of our lives within a matter of seconds, for free? No one that I know. Their amount of users for all of these applications will significantly decrease, which sucks for them. Maybe that's what they want, I don't know. But I do know, they will not be getting money from me.

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    1. Although I do not entirely agree with your opinion, I respect your preferred choice of sauce. I, myself, eat chicken nuggets with ranch. To me, ranch goes great with fries as well. You might not agree but hey man, in the end, chicken nuggets are good.

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